How to be silly !

mai_eladly · by mai_eladly on Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:03 am

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams

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BOY : I can't leave you ...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

GIRL : May I hold your hand??
BOY : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour .
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
BOY : How soon??

GIRL : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
BOY : Nah, it was plain bad luck

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Admin · by Admin on Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:12 pm

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour .
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...

de agmed 7ga ya mai ma3lish ana kont masfer now ma3ko isa sho3`iilik gamed awi thnx for all of that