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How to be silly !

Post by mai_eladly on Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:03 am



HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams






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BOY : I can't leave you ...
GIRL : Do you love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.


GIRL : May I hold your hand??
BOY : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??


GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour .
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


GIRL : I love you and I could die for you!
BOY : How soon??


GIRL : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
BOY : Nah, it was plain bad luck



منقـــــــــــــــــــــــــول lol!

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Post by Admin on Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:12 pm

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour .
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...
de agmed 7ga ya mai ma3lish ana kont masfer now ma3ko isa sho3`iilik gamed awi thnx for all of that
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Post by mai_eladly on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:44 pm

thanks Ahmed & welcome back bom

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Post by hani hegab on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:16 am

فعلا انا اتعلمت ازاى اكون سخيف النهاردة

wl mawodo3 gameed
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Post by hani hegab on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:16 am

hani hegab wrote:فعلا انا اتعلمت ازاى اكون سخيف النهاردة

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